FapHouse Pissing

FapHouse Pissing Review: Premium Scat and Piss Porn Network

Cum originates from our genitals, so it's no wonder men are fascinated by everything related to a woman's pussy. I'm a pussy enthusiast; I appreciate all its functions. That's why I love getting up close and personal with it.

Wet the Dries

I enjoy pussy in all its forms, including dry pussy. Many men might not admit it, but for me, dry pussy presents an opportunity. It's a chance to start from nothing and build arousal from scratch.

Don't let dry pussy discourage you. Instead, let it inspire you to greatness. Dry pussy is a call to action, a siren song to your manhood. It's like the Bat Signal for a woman who needs her pussy handled.

Of course, I also love wet pussy. Wet pussy is a divine gift, a welcome sign for your penis. It's essential for the continuation of our species and brings joy and salvation.

All my good memories involve wet pussy at some point. Honestly, almost all my memories involve wet pussy – that's how my mind works.

A less common state is period pussy. I'm a real man; a bit of blood doesn't stop me from enjoying the fruits of the loin. Women get extra horny during ovulation, and I have no problem with blood sports. It's just extra wetness. Lay down some towels – it'll be worth the cleanup.

Piss Puss

That leaves one other state: pissing. Pissing pussy is often overlooked unless you have a piss fetish. Unlike dry, wet, or bloody, piss pussy isn't for everyone. The body wants to expel urine, not use it for reproduction. Yet, because it comes from female genitals, millions of men have a piss fetish.

I see similarities between piss and orgasm that might explain a biological basis. Holding in a bad piss is like tension before an orgasm; the release is like busting a nut. Also, needing to pee can affect how a man cums – with a full bladder, it feels better. Perhaps men assume women feel the same, and they do – some women can cum just from holding their pee.

Scat fetishes are popular enough that most sites carry some selection, but quality is often poor. You have to hunt for good content, but I've done the hard work for you. Just head over to Fap House.

Fap House doesn't mess around. They have crafted a curated selection of superb piss porn, not just a slapped-together category. They took the time and energy to build a great site, and that comes with a cost. Fortunately, they offer several membership tiers so anyone can enjoy the pissiest porn ever filmed.

The first is a one-month subscription for $19.99 – a fair price. But I'd only recommend it for a trial. If you like the service, try one of these options:

• Three-month subscription: $47.97 ($15.99/month). A substantial discount. But my readers are dedicated beyond three months. You know what you like and don't pretend otherwise. Three months from now, you'll still be as horny as ever.
• One-year membership: $143.88 ($11.99/month). That's a competitive price, hard to beat.

But Fap House goes further – a lifetime membership for one payment of $299.99. That's an incredible deal. After a couple of years, you're masturbating to top-tier porn for free.

Liquid Gold

Let's peek at some content. "Golden Shower Oceans" by Pissing Girls is a European vintage classic with a light BDSM theme and plenty of urine. Leather- and fishnet-clad French women soak each other with hot piss. The close-ups are intense. This is an all-female lesbian feature with pussy licking, fingering, and clit pissing.

"Fitness Girls Have Sex" by Harcore Lovers shows ladies at the gym getting extremely horny before even breaking a sweat. Why work out when you can masturbate? When guys catch them, they engage in brutal fucking that devolves into pissing on each other – primal.

"Pissing at the Hotel Pool" is a short video where a guy lies under a woman while she masturbates and pisses, then washes his hard cock in the pool.

"Perverted Sex Games in the Doctor's Office" features a patient with PWPD (permanently wet pussy disease). The doctor runs tests and takes her for a drive, then polishes the hood with piss wax.

Piss isn't the most popular fetish, but it deserves respect. Fap House maintains a fantastic collection. My only complaint is that not every scene has detailed information – it would be nice if all content got that treatment.

If you're going to empty your balls on Fap House, you might as well empty your bladder. Don't forget to stand in the bathtub.