ThePorny

ThePorny Review – A Massive Collection of Uncensored Asian Premium Porn

As an American, the name ThePorny might raise a smirk, but this site is no joke when it comes to premium Asian adult content. It’s a Chinese video paysite packed with a massive catalog of full-length XXX films. Although it’s relatively new, the library is already impressive—suggesting it may have existed in another form before landing on this domain. The important thing is how well it helps you get the job done.

A Cleaner Alternative to Free Tubes

At first glance, ThePorny looks like a free tube site. It has a simple logo, a clean white background, and a wall of thumbnails featuring beautiful Chinese women. With an adblocker running, there’s no spam to distract you. The site is primarily in Chinese, so you'll need a browser translation if you're not fluent. But the previews leave no doubt about what’s on offer.

Variety is a strong point. Recent front-page content includes office girls gone wild, schoolgirls corrupting teachers, wild threesomes, and taboo sister scenarios. The videos are notably long—many run around 30 minutes, with some touching an hour. That's a welcome change from the typical 12-minute samples found on free tubes.

When you try to play a movie, you quickly realize this isn’t a free site. Visitors can watch a few minutes of preview, then need to sign up for full access. A sample of a HongKong Doll scene called "Summer Memories" convinced me it was worth becoming a paying VIP.

A Century of Asian Porn for a Bargain Price

The signup page reveals a membership model that differs from most paysites. There’s no monthly option—you have to commit to at least six months. But the price is shockingly low: ¥149 for six months, or ¥299 for a lifetime membership (100 years). That gets you access to roughly 23,000 videos, with daily updates. Even the most dedicated viewer will have plenty to explore.

One of ThePorny’s biggest advantages is its aggregation of content from many different studios. Brands like Madou Video, 91 Studios, Peach Media, Tianmei Media, and Mr. Rabbit are just a few of the well-known names represented. The list is much longer. I checked out the Xingba Original films—about 40 flicks spanning a couple of pages. Reviewing this kind of site is tough because it’s so easy to get distracted by the sheer volume of content.

Lost in a Maze of Dirty Chinese Movies

My main complaint is the lack of proper tagging. Most porn sites add clickable keywords to help users find specific acts, scenarios, or fetishes. With 23,000 videos, finding exactly what you want is difficult unless you already know which studio produces it. The only sorting option is by studio, which puts Western viewers at a disadvantage. The site is still young, so better tagging may come.

For my official test, I chose a 33-minute film from Hulu Pictures called "Delicious Sister in Law." It opens with drone shots of traffic, then shows a girl sweeping an apartment. The cinematography is cinematic, almost like a soap opera—until the action begins. The girl’s mouth wraps around the guy’s dick, and her soft lips and breathy voice, though incomprehensible, are incredibly sexy. The scene heats up when another woman joins, turning it into a threesome. I appreciated that everything is fully uncensored—no mosaic blurring, which makes immersion easier.

ThePorny.com offers one of the best deals in premium porn: tens of thousands of full-length movies for less than the cost of a decent meal. The organization could be better, but the sheer volume and variety of uncensored Asian content will satisfy even the horniest viewers. Start with the free previews to get a taste.